Reblock Yourself the Polly Frost Way!

2arrs2ells:

DO ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS FIT YOU?

  • Blogaholism. Do you plot out your day so that it will generate as many blog postings as possible?

  • Twitteritis. Did you Twitter this morning as you made your morning coffee? And then later as you trimmed your toenails?

  • Reviewing Addiction. Do you spend every lunch hour pumping up your ranking as an Amazon reader-reviewer?

  • RSS Dependency. Did you simplify your life by subscribing to RSS feeds only to discover yourself spending more time than ever commenting at blogs?

  • Status Update Disorder. Have you made plans to self-publish a collection of your Facebook Status Updates?

If so, you’re almost certainly suffering from from one of the great underdiagnosed ailments of our time. That’s right, you may well have … Unblocked Writer Syndrome.

But not to worry. The solution is at hand. Now you’ll be able to put an end to the stream of garbage issuing in such free-flowing abundance from you—in just 3 days!—thanks to…

THE POLLY FROST REBLOCKING SEMINAR TM

The Atlantic - (via Lauren, who was most definitely just making fun of me when she was telling me to tumbl this)

I think I have this Unblocked Writer Syndrome. Fuck my life. And the internets.